GUY

It's all in the name: Guy is just that, a guy. Nice guy? Yeah, I guess, but still, just your average guy. An aspiring graphic designer, he tries to live his average life in the Cabotinage Universe (better known as Quebec City). Stuck in a world where any kind of crap can happen, he goes through every obstacle with his iron determination, uncanny reflexes and lightning-quick wits.

He also writes and draws the strip, that doesn't hurt either.

ANNIE MAY

Annie is a manga chick. A manga chick who was tired of all that manga crap. Tentacled monsters, giant lizards, robotic exoskeletons of mass destructions, collectable monsters... you name it, she's seen it. To get away from it all, she left for the Cabotinage Universe.

Sadly, it took her about four seconds to realize that things are even more screwed up there.

EL SAGRADO

El Sagrado, «Saggy» as his friends call him, could be accurately described as a little ball of muscles. Hailing from a family of mexican wrestlers dedicating their lives to fight Evil, he is a very intelligent man with a heart of gold.

A man of mystery, his true identity is unknown, and no one has ever seen his without his golden mask. Actually no one wants to, as he beets the ever-lovin' crap out of anyone who tries to take it off his head. Aside of that, he is a really really really good guy.

THE TENTACLED MONSTER

People loathe him. People fear him. You gotta admit that liking a living phallic symbol is not on top of your «to-do» list. You know what tentacled monsters do. Don't deny it, you know what they do. Yes you do. Destroying cities, terrorizing humanity, and oh yeah, there is this thing with Asian schoolgirls everyone talks about.

Interestlingly, this guy is also a quite talented shuffleboard player.

HARVEY WALLBANGER

Ah, Harvey Wallbanger. The enigma. What goes through his mind? Is he some kind of poet? An independent spirit? Hell if I know. Most people think he merely is the amalgam of Sloth from «the Goonies» and porn legend Ron Jeremy. They couldn't be more wrong.

Ron Jeremy?! Please. Try Rocco Siffredi.

SOME GUY WHO HANGS AROUND

In the X-Files, the smoking man was a figure of mystery, shrouded in a cloud of lies and deceit. Well this guy is nothing like that. He just hangs around and smokes a lot. He seems to know everything about everyone, yet nobody bothers to ask his friggin' name. Whatever.